Thou Shalt Not in PolyParadise


  • Thou shalt not let MOOP hit the Playa.

  • Thou shalt use only single ply when thou shits.

  • Thou shalt help Stagger to his tent if you find him face down in PolyParadise

  • Thou shalt not piss on the playa while at PP or Thou shall not PP on the playa when...

  • Thou shalt not drink directly out of the pickle jar

  • Thou shalt place something between thy bare skin and any communal furniture

  • Thou shalt stay hydrated

  • Thou shalt have thy tumbrel ready for dancing and singing at all times

  • Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife, nor his ox, nor his ass.(except in PolyParadise)